Soup of the day

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Soup of the day

One day a man went into a restaurant and ordered a bowl of soup. The waitress brought his order out to him on a tray with her middle finger immersed in the middle of his soup bowl.

“What the hell’s the idea of putting your finger in my soup bowl?” the man bellowed at the waitress.

“My doctor said the best thing for my rheumatism was to keep my finger pressed in a warm damp place,” the waitress informed him.

“Oh yeah,” the man shouted, “then why don’t you take that finger of yours and shove it up your fat ass?”

“I’m sorry sir the waitress replied, but I already tried that before I brought your soup out.”

One day a man went into a restaurant and ordered a bowl of soup. The waitress brought his order out to him on a tray with her middle finger immersed in the middle of his soup bowl.

“What the hell’s the idea of putting your finger in my soup bowl?” the man bellowed at the waitress.

“My doctor said the best thing for my rheumatism was to keep my finger pressed in a warm damp place,” the waitress informed him.

“Oh yeah,” the man shouted, “then why don’t you take that finger of yours and shove it up your fat ass?”

“I’m sorry sir the waitress replied, but I already tried that before I brought your soup out.”

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Kid of “House Party”

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Gerard Butler

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Gerard Butler film and movie actor

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Gerard Butler Actor

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The infamous wiener circle

Me at the wiener circle

story at WhatisMyWebSite.com

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Architecture at its finest

Architecture at its finest

This is a true story. It happened in Utah and was on the news!

A city councilman, Mark Easton, lives in this neighborhood.

He had a beautiful view of the east mountains, until a new neighbor

purchased the lot below his house and built.

Apparently, the new home was 18 inches higher than the ordinances

Would allow, so Mark Easton, mad about his lost view, went to the city to

make sure they enforced the lower roof line ordinance. Mark and his new

neighbor had some great arguments about this as you can imagine – not

great feelings. The new neighbor had to drop the roof line – no doubt at great expense.

Recently, Mark Easton called the city and informed them that his new

neighbor had installed some vents on the side of his home. Mark didn’t

like the look of these vents and asked the city to investigate. When they went to Mark’s home to

see the vent view, this is what they found. See the NewsStory

neighbor middle finger

neighbor middle finger

neighbor middle finger


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